No I don't speak Russian Jags, I learnt the basics and took Russian language lessons whilst I was in Saudi but I never continued with it.
Shame really as it is a very passionate language, the country is also very passionate and full of history.
One day I will get the train across Siberia and read Dr Zhivago in Russian, either that or get the bus to Ormskirk and get drunk....
I havent decided yet....