A definition: virtual; 3. Of something that is simulated in a computer or on-line.
All I want for Christmas is a bike (Thorn Nomad) that I can actually sit on. You guys would really be impressed with it!
It would look like Dan's.
Have Andre's Chainglider and tires (or, maybe Smart Sams).
Its' rider (me) would have the courage to bike some of Pete's trails.
It would have Matt's bell. (With "Matt" of "Matt's Old Bird" scratched out and replaced with "Tom".)
It would have all of Jags old gear mounted, plus front panniers.
Its' rider (again me) would have Frank's determination and financial genius.
Its' rider (...) would have JimK,s common sense and impressive mathematical abilities.
Its' rider would have Dan's limitless knowledge of all things mechanical.
Its' rider would write such moving touring journals and write with such a flare that Andre would turn green with envy, and go into an Irish gloom...for a full ten minutes. Heh, Heh.
I would be riding and touring with Dan, Jimk, Matt, Jags, John, the good Doctor: Frog Prince, Richie, Slamming Sammy (love that handle), all one hundred Ians, Pete, el Padrone, honesty, andybe, fisher, macspud, horizon, phopwood, JWestland, revelo. etc., etc...
I would ride to Andre's pub (down the street), and eat the sandwich he once described. And get him to show me the difference between beer and ale. And also why you guys don't re-fridgerate your beer (am I out dated on that).
Anyway that is what I want. Just a couple of bills and a wife to get around. Call me the Jags of the West.
Can anybody tell that I am sitting in a Montana truck stop parking lot on Christmas day with absolutely nothing to do?
Hope everybody got what they wanted and it was not a virtual present!
Merry, Merry, Tom