Oh, all right
Note: not one of the following events involved a contact with any motor vehicle.
2001 - MTB ride descending a good track.... except for the water-bars that Parks Victoria had added. OTB and faceplant
Result: broken wrist (intra-articular) - the only injury that is still giving me problems, yet to resolve
2005 - MTB Orienteering event. Rode down a short dip through some mud. Front wheel slid sideways on greasy solid clay base. I crashed to earth on dry, hard clay
Result: Broken NOF (hip), broken collar-bone.
2008 (my annus horribilis) - (1) Riding the road bike home on residential streets, just washed with light rain. Braked on slight descent for a right turn, the rear wheel slid. I (stupidly) kept braking, the front wheel slid. I practiced braking with my elbow-tip.
While waiting at the roadside I noticed something - the road surface here was covered with a brown sheen - a slight muddy wash from trucks carting clay soil out of a nearby construction project
Result: broken olecranon (elbow tip). I never even knew it had a special name
(2) Riding on the road bike on a country road tour (tarmac). When trying to move into single file for an overtaking car, I clipped my front wheel against the next rider's rear pannier. Down I went! Lesson to be learned - do not put yourself at risk to convenience an overtaking motorist.
Result: broken collarbone (this one healed up very quickly, just broken at the tip)
2010 - touring the outback, on the Finke Rd, north of Oodnadatta. My cycling partner rode into sand and stopped. I veered to pass, stopped in the same deep sand. Stationary, but clipped in and tipping the wrong way, I reached out to support myself off his rear load. With 55kgs on the bike, it was not going to stay up. Down I crashed and 'klunk' went my shoulder.
Result: dislocated shoulder.
Then there's 2013
Not a good record there I know. Some things to note however:
* not one involved a motor vehicle as I said
* several were riding off sealed roads and on MTBs
* high speed was never a factor - I never had anything more than some superficial grazing - not the archetypal road rash. Well, the 2001 OTB may have been a result of "too fast for the conditions" (that had changed as I knew the track fairly well).
* stationary falls can be just as bad for you as a fall at 30kmh.
* I do really enjoy my cycling, enjoy getting off onto the little unsealed backroads and love climbing and descending in the mountains. Most of these falls did not occur on the typical mountain bush road descent.