Anto, I've had my fill of wonky derailleurs letting me down in places where I didn't want to be let down -- big hills seemed to be the location of choice, but things went wrong on flat roads in river valleys too. (No ravenous critters a-chasin' me, we don't have those things in Canada, just the wee blackflies in their gazillions.)
So I bought myself a Rohloff--sold my AJS scrambler, couldn't afford the $$ otherwise--and now I don't even think about gear changes, chains, stuff like that. Any time I stop on a hill, it's because I want to, not because my rear derailleur has decided it needs a break from doing its job.
Lots of people have had good success with derailleurs, and I'm happy for them.
Cheers, J.
PS: Pls don't stop winding us up -- though I don't want you to feel discouraged if we don't take the bait