A good tale indeed, Ian. And 'enery, ya done well.
Superb moonlight photo! And a properly windswept beach scene. We spent a few days on Mull and Iona in 2008, hugely enjoyed it. My wife, bless her, didn't bring a woolly hat. I said, "Sweetie, it's Scotland!" She said, "But John, it's June." I said, as the rain came in horizontally from Iceland, "True enough, and there's a reason why Nova Scotia is called New Scotland..." Anyway, we found a proper one on Iona, and she still uses it.
As for bailing out: I understood your meaning - we use the phrase that way. As for its origin, I've always assumed that it came from small boats: by "bailing out", I was chucking it.
[And, sometimes I see it misspelt as "baling out"; but that allusion to a combine harvester (or before that, a harvester) makes no sense at all. 'Cept that the writer was probably a townie.]
Cheers, John