And why not make a virtue out of necessity, after all? (Others can exorcise their OCD demons by endlessly adjusting their derailleurs.)
The oil change thing ritual makes a good conversation piece, too:
"So this expensive German hub, John, how much attention does it need?"
"Not much. I change the oil once a year, usually in November. Not a lot of oil, more than a thimbleful, less than a shot glass."
"You change the oil? In a bicycle??"
"Well, yes. Care for a cuppa while we wait?"
And so it goes...