Innovative new cargo-carrying solution

[Danneaux]

Better than panniers!   Beats frame bags!  Comes in various colors!  Only €159.00!

So...how ever does one pedal?  Or steer?    

https://www.triathlonbox.co.uk/
http://focussportsnutrition.ie/?~~mode=product&~~id=62088555#!/Triathlonbox-Getting-you-race-ready/p/62088555/category=15970039
 
Despite the comic implications, this is intended to keep things together on race day, securely transporting your gear on the bike from car to event and from transition to transition during triathlions, then placed on the ground for bike support. To that end, it appears a better alternative to the traditional triathlon bag: https://www.triathlonbox.co.uk/triathlon-bag-transition-bag

Best,

Dan. (...who tries to see the humor in most things)

[in4]

Solution in need of a problem. On my last Tri I was so thankful I'd chosen a fetching shade of cerise for my bin bag. I'm sure it gave me the edge over my fellow ironmen competitors

[AndyE]

A bar box perhaps, with suitably colored bar end tassels 

Andy ( who unfortunately seen humor in too many things!! )