Jags, I feel your pain...
I fell off my bike recently due to nothing other than laziness: I was cycling home from Brighton on the mighty orange Brompton, as I often do, and was attempting to hide in the slipstream of the number 14 bus, which makes cycling sooooo much easier (well, YOU all know how annoying wind and hills are, right?) I've done it loads of times before. Anyway, the hard part is attempting to keep up with the bus when it accelerates away from bus stops. Normally this is fine, but I hadn't counted on the rubbish grip on the folding pedal...
Right at the peak of my effort, my left foot sipped off the front of the pedal and over the bars I went. I bounced straight up to clear the road of my bike and me, blood piddling out of my head and leg, but that stopped after a while (did the car behind stop to see if i was alive? Did they ****. They waited for me to clear the road of me, bike, bag, water bottles, etc. and then drove on.) I noticed my shoulder was a bit crunchy and at first thought I'd dislocated it, but a quick feel revealed a not-as-whole-as-it-used-to-be collar bone. I was a little shaken and stirred and bleeding so got an ambulance to take me for a night in a very comfy and expensive bed in A&E (they kept me in as I was a bit woozy and fainted at one point whilst waiting, though that did get me seen more quickly!). The good ol' Brompton faithfully accompanied me in the ambulance, all around casualty, to Xray and back and kept me company while I was kept in the ward. it even sat there stoically as a doctor and I had a mini-helmet-debate (which it would perhaps not be a good idea to go into here if we want this forum to remain friendly)
What a faithful little bike.
Anyway, that was many weeks ago, three of which were in a sling. It WOULD have to be my right arm too, wouldn't it?
I had five weeks of not riding, which was the longest I've been without it since I learnt to ride a bike! Getting back on the bike was a joy, though the hills round here left me tasting blood in my throat before I realised that I perhaps had lost a little fitness...
How's your clavicle now, Jags? The ends of mine are still moving and 'clicking' a bit inside the boney callous, but it does everything I ask of it. Has yours got a lump? Anybody else broken theirs in the past (this is a cycling forum so I'm sure there will be takers!) and care to report on how it heals and if it stays lumpy?