Dan. (...who loves languages and wishes he didn't have to depend on GoogleTranslate to understand them!)
Pffft. I learned Russian, a language in modern times spoken with an ugly Ukrainian accent, to understand the Russian operas. Their lyrics were worse than the Italian type of, "Darling, send out for another pizza! And meanwhile, scratch just a little higher up my back!", just transliterated to the steppes, with extra melodrama.
I used dry wax for several years, inside those big Dutch chain cases of various kinds. The wax worked exceedingly well: for instance, you'd think a chain washed in paraffin and then in white spirits would have not a trace of liquidized chain lube on it, but the white wax falling in balls to the bottom of the chain case would be ever lighter shades of grey. The problem with the wax is that it doesn't last very long even inside a chain case, which is a nuisance to take off and replace, and on an open chain I wouldn't want to commute on dry wax because you'd be waxing every few days.