What if you're our only friend, Robin? What if your very presence has forced us all into thinking of you as being our ONLY friend, our father, our leader?
Thornology, like Scientology, is a non-taxed religious cult of rogue, touring cyclists the world over that unite under the spell of their profound and all-knowing leader, one-Robin Thorn, or as he's known in religious circles, Robinicus Quantum Thornunpinicus.
He's known for his abilities to expouse knowledge on frame building materials and componentry as well as being able to bend and shape Reynolds 538 steel with his mind and create braze-ons by only needing to touch his bare fingers to a frames fork or seat tube. All of this while broadcasting of the next apocolypse.
Authorities fear that he may be relocating soon to Waco, Texas or Guyana as he has been seen in various cafes around London keeping time with representatives from General Foods, notable for being the sole producers of Kool-Aid brand drink mix.