Hi Matt!
Your "Old Bird" is a lovely ride, and all the better for being "experienced".
As for stories...
My first "real" touring bike was purchased from the shop where it was stolen, then recovered. The thief managed to saw through the cable holding it at the end of a string of display bikes on the sidewalk out front, then rode off...right past a passing police officer who saw the shop owner chasing after. The officer bumped the bike's rear wheel, spilling the rider, who was taken into custody. The bike went along in the car trunk (boot) as evidence and then was returned to the shop where it couldn't be sold as new, so I got a nice 25% discount for some scratches on the top tube and a really interesting back-story. I sold that bike to my father with 22,000mi on it, then he rode it another 13,000mi before buying another. Neither of us could bear to part with it, so it stays on, a proud member of the fleet. Nothing fancy on paper (high-carbon plain-gauge tubing, but one of the sweetest-riding bikes I've tried. It still rides very ncely).
Yes, if only bikes could talk!
Unfortunately, the back-story on many of the touring Thorns I see on eBay is often like this: "Bought in anticipation of Really Big Tour that now won't happen, so this is surplus to requirements and up for bid". I always find that sad; dreams deferred or derailed and the bike of a lifetime left untested in battle, so to speak. I believe they always find their rightful owners in the end, however, and I think the Old Bird has found a home -- and some real Adventure ahead -- with you, Matt. May you have many happy journeys together.
Best,
Dan.