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Matt2matt2002

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Another good laugh
« on: February 18, 2016, 09:34:24 pm »
What is the difference between a well dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre.

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geocycle

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Re: Another good laugh
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2016, 09:44:20 pm »
  ;D

A pedestrian gets flattened by a cyclist tearing along the pavement. Both get up and the cyclist says, "you were lucky there mate."  The pedestrians answers, "what do you mean, it really hurt". Cyclist retorted, "yes but I normally drive a bus"!
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David Simpson

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Re: Another good laugh
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2016, 01:41:53 am »
Now that you guys have sufficiently lowered the standard :) I can add to this thread.

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it is two tyred.

- DaveS
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