Your comment "you shouldn't use a chain breaker to shorten the chain" gave me a moment's panic that there was some special (expensive) tool I should have used rather than the bog standard one that most of us have.
Uh-huh. I got bad news for you, pal. That marketing guff about how you can break the chain without tools and put it together again without tools, with only your fingers -- of course only if you use their branded (read "expensive") quick link --doesn't apply to days when it is cold and your fingers won't cooperate, doesn't apply after dark when you can't see what you're doing, doesn't apply when you're wet and miserable in the rain beside a four-lane highway with trucks thundering by 18 inches away, doesn't apply when you left your close-work reading spectacles at home, and doesn't apply generally on any occasion when you want to take your chain apart; all of this is subsumed in the small print under "emergencies excluded". To make up for lying to you, the chain manufacturers will graciously sell you a
pair of tools to replace the chainbreaker, one for taking apart the "toeless" quick link, one for closing it again. The KMC
pair of quick link pliers look like this:
Both are available at SJS for £21 the pair, plus postage. If you buy only one, buy the link remover because you can use the two sides of the chain to pull the link straight when you put it together again: all the putting-together pliers do is keep your hands clean.
Or you could give both the KMC pliers a miss and do what I did, buy Park's Master Link Pliers which for £15 does both jobs, even if down at Café Cyclist HQ it won't make as big an impression as two --count 'em, two! -- link pliers branded by the maker of your chain.
I'm as experienced a cyclist as you...
Probably much more experienced. But I wasn't referring in my comment about closures in the minds of experienced cyclists to my own experience but to the huge experience of those who would read my remarks.
...find some modern technology much fussier than it used to be, and not always worth it.
+1. I like interesting technology, but sometimes the Japanese can overcomplicate things for no good reason except that they can. A drinking buddy of my yoof who worked under the founders of Hewlett Packard told me that one of them (I can't remember which) used to say when the juniors were showing off their cleverness, "If you take that any further, you'll trip over your own ego."
KMC makes two different versions of the eight speed quick links... I have no idea if the two are interchangeable or not
The two versions of 8-speed quick links KMC sells are
not interchangeable. They're differentiated by the width of the link, more specifically by the length of the pins. if you buy the narrow one to fit to the wide chain 8-speed chain, you're in for a lot of frustration because you won't be able to close it. If you fit the wide one to the narrow chain, it will rattle and catch on things and not fit in the Chainglider. The KMC quick links last forever, so it is years since I bought any, but my recollection is that even a large mail-order business made a mistake and sent me the wrong kind because the package doesn't (or didn't then) carry the necessary information of which chains the contents fit; I had to look it up on a big table on the KMC site.