Author Topic: Well, it made me smile.  (Read 2914 times)

Matt2matt2002

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Well, it made me smile.
« on: November 04, 2016, 05:12:30 PM »
Q. What's the difference between a smartly dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A. Attire

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Danneaux

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Re: Well, it made me smile.
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2016, 05:23:08 PM »
Me too.

 :D

All the best,

Dan.

jags

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Re: Well, it made me smile.
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2016, 05:27:37 PM »
 ;D where do you dig them up Matt. ;D

energyman

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Re: Well, it made me smile.
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2016, 11:09:36 AM »
Seen on the back of the tee shirt of a tandem pilot "If you can read this my wife has fallen off"
(It's raining & windy so not cycling today)

jags

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Re: Well, it made me smile.
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2016, 07:54:35 PM »
Has your son decided what he want's to be when he grows up,i asked my buddy.
yeah he want's to be a bin man.
 
my thats a very unusual ambition to have at such a young age.

not really he said they only work tuesdays. 8)

jags

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Re: Well, it made me smile.
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2016, 07:56:20 PM »
your ver rude said the wife to her husband,
you kept  yawning as i was talking,

i wasn't yawning i was trying to get a word in. ;D

jags

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Re: Well, it made me smile.
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2016, 04:45:09 PM »
i said to the wife .
i have something very hard to say.
what's that she said.

ken dodd dad dog died .
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