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alfie1952

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Under the influence
« on: April 17, 2015, 11:59:36 PM »
Amongst friends, and having a  conversation over a few drinks we got on the subject of some of the stupid acts we have done or witnessed  through alchohol or  immaturity . My buddy said that when he was at university,and out with friends, getting pissed,  on arriving home two sheets to the wind, he decided to brush his teeth before going to bed. His mistake was using Imacc hair remover cream instead of toothpaste, due to burning sensation, he rinsed his mouth excessively to rid the bitter taste,and discovered , what the f*** .....He now swears to avoid hairy gums use Imaac....A great guy, my mate.......... HIC !

Alfie
« Last Edit: April 18, 2015, 12:06:34 AM by alfie1952 »

Andre Jute

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Re: Under the influence
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2015, 12:05:05 AM »
Hah. I know a fellow who at Cambridge was arrested drunk in charge of a bicycle.

It was his main claim to fame.

Until he ended up the chairman of a major brewery.

Then everybody said wisely that they always knew he'd turn out well.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2015, 02:14:44 PM by Andre Jute »

alfie1952

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Re: Under the influence
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2015, 12:09:16 AM »
Andre,

Most people who can laugh at themselves, along with others,  love these stories......Great .
« Last Edit: April 18, 2015, 12:28:40 AM by alfie1952 »

Andre Jute

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Re: Under the influence
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2015, 02:17:00 PM »
;D

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Re: Under the influence
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2015, 04:20:41 PM »
I'm keeping my mouth shut. ;)

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Re: Under the influence
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2015, 06:37:33 PM »
With regard to the imacc (sp?) story: I heard of a chap who was enjoying dessert away from home. Upon finding out his wife filled the Head and Shoulders bottle with imacc and waited for him to wash his hair!  :D

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Re: Under the influence
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2015, 07:14:32 PM »
nice woman  ;D ;D

alfie1952

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Re: Under the influence
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2015, 11:53:24 AM »
 Not so nice man.!! ,just desserts. :D :D

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Re: Under the influence
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2015, 12:42:14 PM »
This is clearly why so many men appear to be follically challenged  :D Unless of course.....?!