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Community => Muppets Threads! (And Anything Else) => Topic started by: JWestland on January 27, 2015, 11:51:28 am
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http://www.bikeradar.com/road/gear/article/20-problems-only-modern-roadies-have-43414/
I've got 99 problems, but none of these 20... :P
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Fortunately, those problems have passed me by as well, Jawine.
;D
All the best,
Dan.
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Brilliant! No, I can safely say I've not had any of those!
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me neither ah i'm an old roadie dont understand all that tech stuff.
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very funny.
I too have enough issues just with my VDO speedo, let alone a Garmin.
Isn't that something we decide to wear from the Garmin rack, before we get on the bike????
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I don't get most of those jokes. (They are jokes, aren't they?)
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I wish! I'm a traditionalist, don't get me started on electronic shifting unless you are really good cyclist.
But its very interesting how people emulate the pros. Shows like cars its a bit about status / emotion too, not just cold practicalities.
Well it ain't touring...
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I don't get most of those jokes. (They are jokes, aren't they?)
Well,,,,,,,,I particularly liked number 3 if thats any help?
John
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Well,,,,,,,,I particularly liked number 3 if thats any help?
John
Thanks. That one I got too, though I have to say that none of my friends would consider it amusing to unplug my fully automatic electronic bike, the original Cyber Nexus "Smover" Di2 --
http://coolmainpress.com/BICYCLINGsmover.html
-- of which the Dura-Ace is a grieviously crippled model. Well, it would probably be more accurate to say that the sort of schoolyard bully who thinks that sort of "joke" is funny isn't invited to ride with me.
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There's a niche market for everything, I guess, including lame jokes. Too bad, sez I, to the unfortunate riders, if you persist in such behaviour, you can repent at leisure.
Reminds me of a comment I read a long time back--a really long time back--by a fine motoring journalist, who was testing a Citroën DS (yes, that one, whose designation DS was nice play on words, the French word for "goddess"): he remarked that not only did Citroën have solutions no-one else had ever thought of, but they had problems which no-one else had ever thought of. Mind you, he was delivering a back-handed compliment, nothing like the bikeradar's mockery.
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Reminds me of Velominati - The Keepers of the Cog - "The Rules"
http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/ (http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/)
I especially like no. 5. >:(
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Now I know why girls laugh when the peloton passes.
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...but, seriously, I wonder if the creators of the excruciatingly funny Velominati list have yet grasped that 99% of roadies think that's a serious code of conduct.
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...but, seriously, I wonder if the creators of the excruciatingly funny Velominati list have yet grasped that 99% of roadies think that's a serious code of conduct.
Andre, I have already been chipped at our local cycle cafe by a stranger, who derisively told me my "tyres aren't lined up properly with the valve stem" and I should "read the f@&kin' Rules"! ??? I told him the Rules were only there for people who were too dumb to think for themselves, and things got very testy. :o
I think this individual had spent too many hours staring at the pavement in front of his wheels, and had probably been put up to it by his cruel roadie mates! ;D
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Serious bizness, Sam -- sounds like the sorta guy who'd say that irony was the last refuge of scoundrels, though probably in cruder terms. I guess your reply would have to be, "Get a life, mate!"
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There are some roadies or ex-roadies in this forum, which is just as well. Until I came here I didn't even know that it was possible for a roadie to have sense of humor.
Honestly, for years I thought that the key characteristic of a roadie, even before shaven legs or lycra, was a total lack of humor.
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Fortunately, we don't have to worry about such things happening here on the Thorn Cycling Forum.
Sorry for the bad experience, Sam.
All the best,
Dan. (...who didn't know there were "Rules" to be followed when enjoying a bicycle)
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Honestly, for years I thought that the key characteristic of a roadie, even before shaven legs or lycra, was a total lack of humor.
Well, that's because in cycling, as in other passionate pursuits, it's possible to get so engrossed, that the line between fantasy and reality gets blurred, or for some, disappears. I don't subscribe to the "us vs them" views that are often expressed in frustration, but we've all met some people that, when they don the garb (Lycra in team colours, in this case) and slip "into character", become at best boring beyond belief, and at worst, mindless automatons in peletons. They can't be bothered being courteous on trail or road to other lesser mortals, let alone say "G'day", or lift a hand in a friendly wave.
I'm glad it makes them feel good, but as John said, "Get a life!". :(
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Some people take their hobby waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to serious ^_^
Though The Rules, no coloured tires. Seems fair to me lol.
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So true -- it's s'posed to be fun, not torment & stress, eh?
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There's always a bit of tribalism /injokes in any hobby...we don't expect roadies to know about SPD sandals though, so how can they expect us poor tourers to know about "the rules" or the torque needed for tightening carbon so it neither slides nor explodes... :P
I'm still stuck on "BB standards that are not square/ISIS spindle are all new fangled nonsense" and "why on earth is there so many crank bolt standards, really do we need any more of this new non compatible stuff, sheesh" clearly not target audience for this article...
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I'm still stuck on "BB standards that are not square/ISIS spindle are all new fangled nonsense" and "why on earth is there so many crank bolt standards, really do we need any more of this new non compatible stuff, sheesh" clearly not target audience for this article...
I go a bit further. I don't even see that "it is all about the bike". I expect machines I paid for to be all about me.
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Some people take their hobby waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to serious ^_^
Though The Rules, no coloured tires. Seems fair to me lol.
rules are made for breaking ! coloured tyres are fine
but there should be a rule against poorly fitted/slung on mudguards
and against men on girls bikes, unless they are Scotsmen in those skirts they wear :o
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rules are made for breaking
Agreed, generally....but there should be a rule against...men on girls bikes
:D And yet... a cruise through the local university campus today reveals the hottest cycling market segment for that crowd is the Fixed-gear/singlespeed diamond frame and the derailleur mixte. The Fixies seem to be enjoyed equally by men and women, while the greatest number of mixte pilots are male (or were today, by my observation). I asked about their appeal and was told they are "Cool. Way."
They kinda are. My sister has a corker of a mixte, though it is saved from abduction by being a bit small for me. ;)
Things come and go in popularity and bicycling is often fashion driven. What's old is new again, and so forth. Meanwhile, some things that always worked still do.
The sloping top tubes of MTBs seem to have blurred the distinction between "gendered" bikes. The generously sloped top tube on my 590M Nomad might have drawn the odd glance back in the day, but its clearance is most welcome when dabbing a toe on the roughest of logging roads. Andre's Kranich is one of the strongest designs imaginable in an upright bike and eases dis/mounts.
Ah, me. We each find our own way and like most voluntary pursuits, cycling should be enjoyable for those who engage in it. Peace to all, just ride as you can and like! ;D
Best,
Dan.
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Hi Dan
university campus said it all ::) I'm with Paul Calf when it comes to student's (you might need to youtube it)
btw just having a joke. no offence to students, and i did say girls bike not Mixte, YOU said that ;) just covering my behind ;D
atb Bill
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it/he was funny back in the day, seems a bit dated now, lol
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I note that, IMHO, based upon serial err... observation, that the young ones are at the heart of today's bicycle revolution. They appear to be the largest growth market.
Why do I say this? Locally, my beachside suburb is suddenly filled with pretty young girls and guys on cheap but colourful mixtes and step-throughs, no helmets on (or proper shoes, or even pants!), talking (or texting!) on their phones whilst riding. My mate with his new bike shop can't keep up with the demand for these retro, low cost but very attractive bikes (from Linus, Pappilionnaire, Breezer, etc.) They are creating a swell starting to approach tsunami proportions, and not a Trek, Specialised, Campognolo, or even Giant amongst them!
It is a revolution. They are making transport and fashion choices in equal measure, and will in due course comprise a new, majority cycling generation most of whom would never have watched, and would have zero interest in a Tour de France, cyclocross, or MTB race. If they discover these things (or touring, for that matter) in later life, it will be by accident. Yet they are creating the groundswell for safe cycling infrastructure, public transport bike facilities and active transport solutions that years of lobbying would never have produced!
You go girl! (And bloke) :D
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It is a revolution. They are making transport and fashion choices in equal measure, and will in due course comprise a new, majority cycling generation most of whom would never have watched, and would have zero interest in a Tour de France, cyclocross, or MTB race. If they discover these things (or touring, for that matter) in later life, it will be by accident. Yet they are creating the groundswell for safe cycling infrastructure, public transport bike facilities and active transport solutions that years of lobbying would never have produced!
Always happy to be on the cutting edge, and modestly to receive recognition for it.
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Always happy to be on the cutting edge, and modestly to receive recognition for it.
You go too, Andre!! :D ;D :D
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rules are made for breaking ! coloured tyres are fine
but there should be a rule against poorly fitted/slung on mudguards
and against men on girls bikes, unless they are Scotsmen in those skirts they wear :o
Totally OK in The Netherlands! Esp. if you're a bit older a step through frame is the business ;)
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On one of the fixed gears forums I'm on everybody is building touring bikes now :D
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On one of the fixed gears forums I'm on everybody is building touring bikes now
'Knew they'd come around.... :D
All the best,
Dan. (...whose bikes all end up as tourers anyway)