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Title: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: JWestland on April 01, 2013, 12:28:23 AM
http://www.bicycles.net.au/forums/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=44555

http://www.lfgss.com/thread4037-574.html

Hilarious or enraging depending on your constitution :)

Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: Danneaux on April 01, 2013, 01:41:27 AM
Amazing how "Ew!" and "Ooh!" sound almost the same...but mean the polar opposite.  :D

Best,

Dan. (...Ew!...and...Ooh!)
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: John Saxby on April 01, 2013, 02:49:35 AM
à chacun son goût, I guess...the wooden one can't hold a candle to Leonardo's protoype of all those years ago.  Good effort, but still...

Amazin' what human disingenuity can do to clutter up such a simple and in-principle elegant idea, innit?

J.
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: il padrone on April 01, 2013, 07:06:25 AM
à chacun son goût, I guess...the wooden one can't hold a candle to Leonardo's protoype of all those years ago.

Don't tell me that you believe that well-known myth and forgery ???


http://www.cyclepublishing.com/history/leonardo%20da%20vinci%20bicycle.html

http://pryordodge.com/The_Bicycle_Leonardo.html
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: John Saxby on April 01, 2013, 07:53:15 AM
Saw a nice set of wooden mockups based on his mechanical drawings, on display in both Canada & Italy -- several museums sucked in too?  (Don't have my reference book with me here in Oz--will have to double-check when I get back home.) 

National honour at stake, I guess--similar to the US/Russia/UK debate about baseball/beisbol, or Canda v The World about hockey...

Hoax or no, I thought it more coherent than the Ikea lamination.

J.
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: macspud on April 01, 2013, 08:05:15 PM
What gear inches do you think this chap was pulling?
(http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj490/longbody1/Meiffrit_01.jpg)
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: John Saxby on April 01, 2013, 11:44:14 PM
Maybe the backward front fork has a multiplier effect? maybe the course was all downhill?
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: macspud on April 02, 2013, 12:29:39 AM
Maybe the backward front fork has a multiplier effect? maybe the course was all downhill?

I hadn't noticed the forks as I couldn't take my eyes off that chainring...
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: il padrone on April 02, 2013, 06:50:32 AM
Maybe the backward front fork has a multiplier effect? maybe the course was all downhill?

So as to pace a derny or pace car closer, and gives greater steering trail for high speeds.



This guy (John Howard) had an even bigger gear on an equally crazy bike.

(http://i19.tinypic.com/8bqd1t1.jpg)



Then there is Eric Barone's bike - ridden in Nicaragua (http://youtu.be/JLRDRzMWIsg), and despite all that he's still at it (http://www.verbinet.com/events/news/verbier-world-record-mountain-bike-attempt-on-snow.html)  :o Maybe snow's softer ??

(http://static2.verbinet.com/image_uploader/photos_7c/large/eric-barone.jpg)
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: John Saxby on April 02, 2013, 08:01:03 AM
Great stuff!  Barone looks like a latter-day Ned Kelly.  On the Howard pic: Seems to be something about the Utah salt flats that make people do wild things, like Rollie Free riding a Vincent in 1948 in his swimming trunks.  But as either one of them might've said, "If it works, do it."

J.
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: JWestland on April 02, 2013, 09:57:27 AM
I guess there's highly complicated and technical reasons why John's bike looks like that...but at first sight I would say it's a definite candidate for "when things go wrong" :)
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: macspud on April 02, 2013, 10:14:18 AM
Aye, he's certainly pulling some large gear inches with the doubling up on chain and cogs, probably more inpressive gear inch figures but I still think the pure physical size of the earlier chainring looks more impressive to me.
Barone was/is certainly a very brave chap, both of them speed freaks, lol. Speaking of brave, impressive, speed freak cyclists there are many, amongst other total nutters on this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnFT-7iYzmo
Aren't People Awesome, Gopro has certainly helped show more of them.....
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: il padrone on April 02, 2013, 11:40:09 AM
I guess there's highly complicated and technical reasons why John's bike looks like that...but at first sight I would say it's a definite candidate for "when things go wrong" :)

And this is it - 152.2 miles of reasons  ;)

(http://www.canosoarus.com/08LSRbicycle/Bicycle%20Images/152%20in%20tow.JPG)
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: JWestland on April 02, 2013, 12:15:20 PM
Holy cow, and I thought those Dutch bikes made for drafting with 66/11 rings (you need somebody to start you, and they were drafting normal cars) were mad  ;D
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: il padrone on April 02, 2013, 12:59:31 PM
Howard was hanging on or towed up to about 80-90mph  :o then let go and rode it  up to the 152.2.


How about this one? Not a speedster I'll guess  ::)


(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3525/3297750303_de0df15c89_z.jpg)
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: JWestland on April 02, 2013, 01:37:30 PM
I really don't understand why you would...no I don't.
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: macspud on May 08, 2013, 11:32:00 PM
There some interesting bikes here:
http://www.bikeforest.com/homebuild29.php
Title: Re: When bikes go wrong... anti bike pr0n
Post by: JWestland on May 09, 2013, 02:45:24 PM
Lots of creative homebuilds there :)

None I would ride, but I guess if you make a bike yourself you don't do it to please others anyway.

Recumbents are interesting but for city ride I wouldn't really, too low it's hard enough to be spotted as it is...