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Community => Muppets Threads! (And Anything Else) => Topic started by: Matt2matt2002 on February 18, 2016, 09:34:24 PM

Title: Another good laugh
Post by: Matt2matt2002 on February 18, 2016, 09:34:24 PM

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre.

 ;)

Title: Re: Another good laugh
Post by: geocycle on February 18, 2016, 09:44:20 PM

  ;D

A pedestrian gets flattened by a cyclist tearing along the pavement. Both get up and the cyclist says, "you were lucky there mate."  The pedestrians answers, "what do you mean, it really hurt". Cyclist retorted, "yes but I normally drive a bus"!

Title: Re: Another good laugh
Post by: David Simpson on February 19, 2016, 01:41:53 AM

Now that you guys have sufficiently lowered the standard :) I can add to this thread.

Q: Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it is two tyred.

- DaveS